July 31, 2008

Katie Holmes, please do not eat your staff

From Gawker Stalker today:


Ye olde apostrophe, it is your friend. Sometimes. When it feels like it.

Offensive things about this post No. 2 and 3: Lack of comma after girl; comma splice. I could go on, natch.

July 29, 2008

Two things

One: I made this at work today. Can anyone tell me what it is/they are?


Two: I would like to meet the parent who decided that "SIZE DOES MATTER!" was a good slogan for a sign tacked up on the side of an elementary school as part of a campaign to decrease class size. Consider your audience, people. Yeesh.