I always find it funny when people (myself included) preface something with, "To be honest ... " or "To tell you the truth ... " as if it's a rarity for them to be doing so.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." -The Princess Bride
"You young people learned spelling by the Close Enough method." -Garrison Keillor "Finally, anyone who uses the words ‘irregardless,’ ‘a whole nother’ or ‘all of the sudden’ shall be sent to a work camp." -Stewie Griffin