May 27, 2009

Let's count 'em down

which is
which are
that is
that are


(For example: "He encouraged shoppers to buy shoes that are made in the United States.")

No.

Many — no wait, MOST — times, these can be eliminated in favor of a less-clunky sentence. Cut cut cut!

While the normal people were getting drunk...

...I was catching sign errors on Fire Island!


I do like lobster, though.

Just opposite, there's a similar sign where we are "over looking" a different set of problems:



As much as I like to eat things that cost 10 'dollas-dollas,' it kind of makes me feel like a gangster.