Been wanting to post this for ages. This is a jewelry store I pass every day on Lex between 45th and 46th. There are about 20 signs like this on the storefront, all hand-written.
I'm also a fan of the January store having a wide clearance, and the "No reasonable offer refused ever!" part. I wonder how much I'd have to spend in there before it becomes "reasonable."
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." -The Princess Bride
"You young people learned spelling by the Close Enough method." -Garrison Keillor "Finally, anyone who uses the words ‘irregardless,’ ‘a whole nother’ or ‘all of the sudden’ shall be sent to a work camp." -Stewie Griffin