This is what I had to do today to remind myself not to answer, after I picked up (to what was luckily a junk-call recording) and said what came out sounding like, "Gwarddd murk, Dneeaarr."
I have stuff to do that does not involve the phone, so I came in to the office, but I have no voice. But I do have a computer! and texting! and IM! and two blogs!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." -The Princess Bride
"You young people learned spelling by the Close Enough method." -Garrison Keillor "Finally, anyone who uses the words ‘irregardless,’ ‘a whole nother’ or ‘all of the sudden’ shall be sent to a work camp." -Stewie Griffin