A medically trained professional all to yourself!

Apparently one smart city dweller finally thought to legally change his or her name to New Yorker and is receiving stellar treatment from a one-patient doctor.

As seen on the 6 train.

Making fun of PR people, Vol. XXVII

Just received these two fantastic (read: highly mockable) press releases:

The real question is, what shoe's go best with them?


I'm pretty sure I "don't" want whatever "absolution" is being "offered" here:

(Editing marks mine, doy.)

Maybe I can live here

For $710, who cares what the ad says?

Phoenix not hooked on phonix

Says correspondent Eric A. from our warm-weather bureau: "I can't tell if the Suns are on a winning streak or a whining streak!"