omg LITERALLY

Of all the things that have happened — or are likely to happen — to LiLo, this is not one of them.

Don't "quote" me

That's what she said.

Downtown Dallas parking lot, Oct. 17.

I don't think I am, actually...

Seen at Safeway, Denver.

Isn't that the band George Michael was in?

Thanks to my old buddy Jeff H. for letting me steal this from him. You should all check out his tunes forthwith!

Misplaced apostrophes are a girl's worst enemy

Breckenridge. And no.

I guess the Clue Crew read my memoir

Have you? Get it here — my inventory this time is going faster than expected!

...and bad font choices.

Breckenridge, CO.