October 4, 2011

Let's play "What Adjective Did They Delete?"

As a copy editor, I'm always talking out of both sides of my mouth. That's missing a comma!...Noooo, don't put a comma THERE!

Here is a case of the latter (sorry for the reflection; I was being swift to avoid suspicion). 


This sign just begs for a Dirty Mad Libs moment.

In defense of the serial comma

If you'd asked me how I felt about the serial/Oxford comma when I was working in New York, you'd have quickly learned I was dead-set against it.  I thought it was too mucky, overkill, too much—and I was yet to've worked with a single stylebook that used it.

Now, working in Denver, I find it poetic, calming—even romantic. It's funny how people change*. I could say the same thing about the Mile High City itself, actually—so who knows what we're talking about anymore.

Without further ado, today's funny:


Thanks to Jess F. for the find.

*I also always put spaces around emdashes (btw, did you see this awhile back?) until Denver. Now, I like 'em better without. I'm just so accommodating and flexible.

September 16, 2011

Plural Possessive FAIL

For $1.88, I guess a copy editor wasn't in the budget.


Thanks to Jess F. for sending this in.

April 21, 2011

Clearly.


Via Denver-based Redhead Writing.

April 4, 2011

Two-for-one Monday

Quite apartments in my neighborhood! I coulda told you that.

Who would've thought there was shame in getting oxygen!?

March 25, 2011

I *told* you a comma can change everything!

Miss one little mark, and you risk turning a famous chef into a canine- and human-eating crazywoman.

March 7, 2011

Huckabee woopsie!

I saw this while watching Inside Edition today:


In all the media coverage of this Huckabee statement about out-of-wedlock births (28 percent of white women; 72 percent of black women; 51 percent of Latinas) no one seemed to notice his "out-of-children" tongue tie!

March 2, 2011

Fantastic learning tool

The New York Times' After Deadline examines grammar, usage and style in the newsroom.

A sampling:


In a Word
This week’s grab bag of grammar, style and other missteps, compiled with help from colleagues and readers.
•••
Mr. Chaffetz said he took a fair amount of flack from other Republicans over his friendship with Mr. Weiner but found it easy to defend.
If we indeed wanted to use a colloquialism here, the one we wanted was “flak.”
•••
PHILADELPHIA — There are times, at the Penn Museum here, when you are almost hesitant to breathe. And it has nothing to do with the recent flurry of events in which Chinese officials suddenly forbid the display of the remarkable objects in the exhibition “Secrets of the Silk Road.”
The past tense is “forbade.”
•••
Glaeser would prefer to see neighborhoods of skyscrapers than acres of suburbs.
Make it “would rather see.” We “prefer” something “to,” not “than.”
•••
It also said the money Mr. Fletcher claimed to manage was “greatly inflated” because his firm, Fletcher Asset Management, double-counted its assets, which Mr. Fletcher said was $429 million, according to the court filing.
“Assets” is plural; make it “were” (or use an alternative like “totaled”).
•••
Iago Kachkachishvili, who heads the sociology department at Tbilisi State University, said the show seemed more aimed at attracting viewers than setting off a sexual revolution.
We needed a second “at” to make it parallel: “seemed aimed more at … than at …”
•••
Knaus, 39, is the only crew chief in the Nascar garage who consistently receives as much or more credit than his driver for the success of his race team.
“As much” needs another “as,” or better yet, rephrase.
•••
A proposed new exhibition at the Auschwitz-Birkenau State Museum here, occupying some of the same barracks or blocks, will retain the piled hair and other remains, which by now have become icons, as inextricable from Auschwitz as the crematoria and railway tracks.
The stylebook says this:
crematory, crematories. Preferable to crematorium(s).Do not use crematoria.

Sounds like a peaceful existence to me


Sushi mold—I know...cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater—purchased at Pearl River Mart, New York City. Still my favorite shopping experience anywhere.

Fruit stands and grammar


They are some of the worst offenders! Thanks to my dad for e-mailing me this bright and early this morning.

February 22, 2011

Look away, kids


The things you'll find on the interwebs these days...

January 25, 2011

Why does part of me want to buy this?



Yes, Wet Seal is really selling this (for now — surely they'll yank it soon after all this cyber mocking). As seen on Gawker, and lots of tweets.

January 19, 2011

"How does this happen?"


A very good question indeed, posed by our Fort Worth bureau. Thanks, D.P.