This sign just begs for a Dirty Mad Libs moment.
October 4, 2011
Let's play "What Adjective Did They Delete?"
This sign just begs for a Dirty Mad Libs moment.
August 9, 2010
Parents/parent's/parents'
If they are divorced and you're at your mother's home, you're at your parent's house.
If they live under the same roof, you're at your parents' house.
That is all.
July 20, 2010
My former boss sent me this
May 27, 2009
Let's count 'em down
which are
that is
that are
(For example: "He encouraged shoppers to buy shoes that are made in the United States.")
No.
Many — no wait, MOST — times, these can be eliminated in favor of a less-clunky sentence. Cut cut cut!
April 10, 2009
Best. Sign. Ever.

Thanks to Alex H. for letting me rip this off. It's his photo, snapped outside a Chinese restaurant in Queens. Presumably in a quite noisy (or prostitution-heavy) area.
March 18, 2009
February 19, 2009
This rocks my world
Toe the line?
I always thought it was TOW the line.
Trippy.
Also just learned what an eggcorn is. Love!
February 6, 2009
Major 'different'-ces
A song performed by five different boys...
A skin care line comprised of three different products...
etc.
Different is implied here, so let's take it out, eh?
December 17, 2008
Copy: 1, Map: 0
August 13, 2008
A note about family names
When you're writing a surname, the same rules apply as they do to every apostrophe-s word out there. It's the Johnsons, not the Johnson's. If we're talking about the Johnsons' lawnmower, however, it looks like that — plural possessive. (I live in New York City, so I don't see a lot this on homes or mailboxes, but nationwide, I've seen a lot of "Welcome to the Hanson's" action going on.)
Last names that end in -s are understandably tricky and take an -es. The Joneses always seems to mess everybody up. It's either The Jones Family or The Joneses.
However, I admit there may be more than one school of thought on this topic. If yours differs from mine, please fire away!
July 24, 2008
Name-Dropping: Jay-Z? Shawn Carter? Mr. Z?
Columbia Journalism Review
The New York Times rarely refers to rock stars such as Alice Cooper, Moby, and Elton John by their birth names. With few exceptions, Vincent Furnier, Richard Melville Hall, and Reginald Dwight get free passes on their alter egos, as do the likes of American Idol icon Clay Aiken (Clayton Grissom) and anti-Christ superstar Marilyn Manson (Brian Warner). For some reason, though, the unofficial guideline that once compelled former Times critic Donal Henahan to make subsequent reference to Iggy Pop and Sid Vicious as Mr. Pop and Mr. Vicious (instead of Mr. [James] Osterberg and Mr. [Simon John] Beverly, or even Pop and Vicious) does not apply, apparently, to hip-hop artists. At the Times, the penalty for being a rapper is twofold: you are routinely called out on your birth name (no matter how nerdy and ironic it might be), and you rarely are addressed as “Mr.” This nominal double standard surfaces from time to time in hip-hop articles throughout the mainstream press, but due to the Times’s extensive urban-music coverage and its eternal struggle with honorific conformity, rap handles seem to inspire more copy dilemmas there.
Despite having sold several million discs and served as president of Def Jam Recordings under his alias, Jay-Z still gets pegged as Shawn Carter. The Times’s David M. Halbfinger and Jeff Leeds did so in reporting on the Brooklyn rap entrepreneur’s 2007 comeback, as did Los Angeles Times staff writer Richard Cromelin and the Boston Globe’s Sarah Rodman. No hip-hop artist is immune—Wu-Tang Clan ringleader RZA (Robert Diggs), Queens heavyweight 50 Cent (Curtis Jackson), and urban mogul Diddy (Sean Combs) are all routinely birth-named in the mainstream press.
Sam Sifton, the Times’s culture editor, says that while such decisions are handled on a case-by-case basis, rap artists often get special treatment. “There’s a big difference between [Houston rapper] Bun B and Tony Bennett,” Sifton says, referring to Bernard Freeman and Anthony Dominick Benedetto, respectively. “Tony Bennett took a stage name, which I think is a little different from taking an alias. Someone like Jay-Z can be Mr. Carter, certainly, or he can just be Jay-Z, but he’s never going to be Mr. Z.”
But is there a meaningful distinction between a “stage name” and an “alias”? That Sifton made an example of Jay-Z—rather than someone like, say, Ghostface Killah, whose chosen moniker is further outside the mainstream nomenclature—suggests that at the Times, at least, there is, and that rappers are in a class by themselves. Why else would Alicia Keys, a performer from beyond the rap realm—who took a stage name (or devised an alias) based on the instrument she plays—have never been outed as Alicia Augello-Cook? In Kelefa Sanneh’s October 5, 2003, Times CD roundup, Outkast rappers AndrĂ© 3000 (AndrĂ© Benjamin) and Big Boi (Antwan Patton) got name-dropped, while Erykah Badu’s birth name (Erica Wright) was never mentioned.
Even more confusing are articles that seem to follow no logic whatsoever: a December 3, 2006, Times profile on celebrity Sirius Radio hosts refers to rap personality Ludacris as Christopher Bridges (and as “Mr. Bridges” in subsequent references), but allows Eminem (Marshall Mathers), Snoop Dogg (Calvin Broadus), and Bob Dylan (Robert Zimmerman) to use their stage names. On second reference, though, Bob Dylan is “Mr. Dylan,” while Eminem remains Eminem; Snoop is only mentioned once, but judging by former Times treatments he would have been called “Snoop” or “Snoop Dogg” had his name come up again.
“If you look in our archives, which we famously refer to as our compendium of past errors, you’ll see plenty of examples of us looking ridiculous,” Sifton says. “One of the difficulties that the Times has in addressing contemporary culture, and certainly hip-hop culture, is that we risk looking stupid all the time.”
Since it doesn’t look like it will be abandoning honorifics any time soon, blanket uniformity might be the best bet for the Times to look less foolish, or at least more consistent. After all, if they can call Brian Warner “Mr. Manson,” then surely America’s finest newsrooms can honor Calvin Broadus as Mr. Dogg.(Original link here. Thanks, Mr. A-Head, for the tipoff!)
June 23, 2008
April 28, 2008
Grammar brings families together
April 21, 2008
Monday Mistake Madness
April 9, 2008
April 2, 2008
Whaaaaat is going on here?
March 31, 2008
It's opposite day
Why is it wrong, according to my former J-school professors, to say, "vicious cycle"? They'd always correct to "vicious circle," but again, I don't get why.
Any insight, fellow word geeks?
March 25, 2008
March 21, 2008
A medically trained professional all to yourself!
As seen on the 6 train.
March 10, 2008
When I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
Y'all.
For years, I wrote ya'll. But does that make sense? No, it does not. If the apostrophe is supposed to* stand in place of something, in this case it needs to replace the o-u in you.
My apologies to Texas and anyone else I may have offended with this error.
Thank you; that'll be all. Y'all.
*It's supposed to, not suppose to. I've seen this a lot lately. I'm just saying.










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