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Assumption junction

Just read this (and changed it). I am copy editor; hear me fix your shit!

"The city is heavily populated with outdoor types, but also professionals who work at major companies such as Amazon.com."

Commence overreaction! WHAT?!? Are being outdoorsy and a professional mutually exclusive?!? UM ... DELETED! It will now read:

"The city is heavily populated with outdoor types, and professionals who work at major companies such as Amazon.com."

I would omit the comma after types, but I didn't want to make it sound like the outdoor types all work at Amazon.

Single ladieeeeeeees!

I wish I could dance as well as her.

Copy: 1, Map: 0

149 stores in three states? Map seems to suggest more than three. I know they're liquidating, but update that shit!

Even while I had mono

... I was still stalking bad signs:


Hobby Lobby, Denver

Oh, the inconsistency

Once again, illogical placement of a random apostrophe-s here and there, but not everywhere. Why? WHYYYY?

Is this part of the city's budget cuts?

Letter reductions benefit no one.