Sometimes, the right word would just sound...weird

How many grammatical pet peeves does it take to make a comic?

This is good. Thanks to my BFF for sending this to me this AM!

Someone is finally fed up with that annoying ol' Hugh

I never liked him anyway.

Thanks to Jeff D. in our Western Slope bureau.

omg LITERALLY

Of all the things that have happened — or are likely to happen — to LiLo, this is not one of them.

Don't "quote" me

That's what she said.

Downtown Dallas parking lot, Oct. 17.

I don't think I am, actually...

Seen at Safeway, Denver.

Isn't that the band George Michael was in?

Thanks to my old buddy Jeff H. for letting me steal this from him. You should all check out his tunes forthwith!